NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M The best part is the

The best part is the three-second delay — the wholesome setup

and the kind of thousand-yard stare that comes from surviving life's curveballs

Perfect for late nights

or any situation where you want to test who's really paying attention to your shirt

NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M The best part is theAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical