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I'm Offended (Signed Copy) White Elephant Gift The baby is theirsI'm Offended A Catalogue Of Everything Wrong With A World That Was Not Consulted Before Existing The sun is offensive. It spoils the fun. The moon is offensive. It's too high. The narrator of this book is offended by a comprehensive and growing list of things, each of which has been identified as a personal affront that the universe should address immediately and has thus far refused to address at all. This book documents the full scope of the