Rub your two brain cells together to cast a fight spell
Funny Magic Cards Funniest Overall: Asmo, Quarum Trench Gnomes, Goblin Game, Steamflogger Boss Best Un-Sets: Flavor Judge, Yet Another Aether Vortex, Frazzled Editor, Hurloon Wrangler Goofiest Flavor Text: Werebear, Goblin Offensive, Goblin Spy, Gorilla Titan Silliest Art: Indestructible Aura, Word of Command, Outmuscle, Savage Punch It almost feels unfair to the other cards on this list to start off with Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, but here we are
The only thing that limits it from being the second coming of Skullclamp is a pretty heft equip cost of four, but if youre playing an Equipment deck, there are a ton of ways to work around it: Astor, Bearer of Blades
We could see this cutie finding a spot on the team of a few MTG commanders as well