So eventually, many, many booster packs from Lightning Clubs Nicholas and Brandon later, we finally have the required Pidgeys and Pu-Pu, and Im sufficiently annoyed by this epic time waster that I cant be bothered to describe in close detail just how efficiently we dismantled these guys with Fighting and Lightning types (even though their staples Snorlax, Kangaskhan and Chansey gave them considerable bulk!)
For 2-3 packs you can also score any intermediate level Prime, namely Mew and Typhlosion
It's also key to note that the card states you may put a creature and/or a land, meaning you can do both if you have the cards in hand
Your opponent doesn't play anything meaningful on their turn and simply says "Pass." You say, "During your post-combat Main Phase, activate my Insolent Neonate." You discard the Imp, dredge 5, and reveal two Prized Amalgams and a Narcomoeba